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Wear
Your Own Fur
We can’t begin to tell you how excited we were when Arrested
Development and Mr. Show’s David Cross got naked
for us! The kind-hearted comedian recently bared his bod for a mantastic
new ad aimed at exposing the cruelty behind every fur coat. Although
he drew the line at being genitally electrocuted like animals on fur
farms are, dedicated David did try to better understand the pain of
these animals by using double-sided tape to cover his naughty bits
when he worked the runway for our cameras. Youch! (Sorry ladies, the
discarded tape was promptly sold on eBay). But rest assured, the fur
found on this sexy souvenir is the only type of fur you’ll see
on the funny man—his own. David’s just not down with fur
hags parading around in pelts. Click
here to see David talk about how fur is cruel and uncool.
No joke: People who wear animal fur look stupid. We aren’t cave-dwelling
knuckle-draggers any more, and the furry 1950s are over. So unless
you’ve been stuck in a bomb shelter or frozen in a glacier,
there’s no excuse to wear any animal fur! Most people
agree that wearing fur is wrong. And don’t let fashion magazines
or the media tell you any different—they’ll tell you that
“cute” mukluks are a must-have, but they’ll leave
out the part about how the bunnies killed for the boots scream in
agony as they are skinned alive. That’s right—skinned
alive! No federal laws protect animals on fur farms. And don’t
even get us started on the hideous way that animals are trapped and
clubbed in the wild for their fur.
Forget about the so-called “comeback” of fur. That’s
just the propaganda of pelt-peddlers who are desperately trying to
resuscitate a cruel industry on its way out. Synthetic alternatives
are what’s in now! Faux furs are hip, humane, and easily available—and
they don’t turn animals into fashion victims! The fur industry
deserves to be put out of its misery—so tell fashion-magazine
editors who promote fur to go and genitally electrocute themselves.
And—just like David—flaunt your own fur!
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