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Martha
Stewart Removed From ‘Worst-Dressed’ List
PETA has issued a pardon to Martha Stewart and removed
her from its annual “Worst-Dressed” list after she revealed
on 20/20 that the fur scarf that she wore on the day of her
conviction was fake.
The doomed domestic diva told Barbara Walters on
Friday, “That was faux fur. I’m sorry. It was faux. My
daughter doesn’t allow me to wear fur, Barbara. We don’t
wear fur. Maligned, maligned, maligned. Soft and cuddly, that’s
all it was.”
Stewart could have saved herself the shame of appearing at the top
of the “Worst-Dressed” list had she responded to PETA’s
letter asking if the scarf was real. Furriers, always desperate to
boost their dying industry, had proclaimed that the scarf was dyed
chinchilla and started selling knock-off “Martha scarves.”
It’s a good thing it was faux, because on fur farms, animals
are genitally electrocuted or have their necks snapped for their pelts.
Today, PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk, wrote
to Stewart to let her know that she’s no longer PETA Enemy #1.
Click here to
read the letter.
The revised “Worst-Dressed” for 2004 are as follows:
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1. Diana Ross—The
’60s sensation has now stooped to taking free furs in
exchange for “modeling” for celebrity suck-up designer
Dennis Basso. But PETA opted not to protest Diana’s furry
turn on the catwalk, thinking that she might not be able to
walk a straight line anyway. PETA hopes that once she’s
behind bars, Diana will give a thought to the minks who have
committed no crime, yet get a death sentence on filthy fur farms. |
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2. Kobe Bryant—Probably
never met a beaver he didn’t want to take advantage of. |
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3. Donatella Versace—Beauty
isn’t even skin-deep for this skin-swathed Cruella DeVil. |
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4. Céline Dion—Near,
far, wherever you are, your furs should be moth-balled with
your fading star. |
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5. Katherine Harris—Her
furs make her sweaty under the Florida sun, and those pelts
are as hotly contested as the election she presided over. |
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6. Lara Flynn Boyle—Unlike
the entire forest of foxes it takes to cover up previous worst-dressed
winner Star Jones, it likely takes just a fox-and-a-half to
cover this incredible shrinking actor, so PETA ranks her last
for having caused the fewest animals to be drowned and strangled
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One fur-wearer who is notably absent from PETA’s list this year
is Liza Minnelli, who took top dishonors in 2003.
This spring, she told PETA that she prefers faux fur and blamed pretentious
ex-hubby David Gest for making her wear the real thing. In good faith,
PETA has sent her a faux fur coat, but she remains on PETA probation.
For more information, please visit PETA’s Web site FurIsDead.com.
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